Scent warfare
27 Aug 2004 
around evening time 
Matt Winckler
Here is a word to the females that somehow feel obligated to drench themselves in a gallon of perfume each day: knock it off! Not all of us are anosmiacs! I utterly fail to understand how they can tolerate the smell of themselves, when I have difficulty tolerating them from fifteen feet away.
If you really think you smell bad enough to use that much perfume, go take a shower! Alternatively, if your sense of smell is so bad that you cannot tell how much perfume is too much, then just forgo perfume altogether, take showers, and use deodorant like the rest of the civilized world.