Behold, the power of cheese
23 Nov 2004 
in the early evening 
Matt Winckler
I just can’t get enough of that holier-than-thou cheese sandwich. It’s now being reported that an online casino has snapped up the singular snack for the bargain price of $28,000. They say that they “believe that everyone should be able to see [the blighted comestible] and learn of its mystical power for themselves.”
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: it is nigh on impossible to be a satirist these days. Just what are you supposed to say when some online casino coughs up almost thirty grand for a grilled cheese sandwich, touting its “mystical power”?
Incredible.