Tase me, bro!
21 Jul 2008 
in mid-afternoon 
Matt Winckler
A Finley teen got tased Friday after fighting and screaming at officers. Evidently the 17-year-old was looking for additional excitement beyond fighting with and swearing at another teen and officers, because he jumped up and charged officers, shouting “Tase me!” Officers promptly obliged.
It is to my lasting disappointment that he missed out on the near-mandatory “bro!” that’s supposed to be appended to any instance of “Tase me”. Illiterate delinquents.