Crunchiness
I’ve decided that I am Honey Bunches of Oats: just enough crunchy to add some texture and variety, but still nowhere close to Grape Nuts and farther still from “100%-Natural, Organic, Locally Grown, Hand-Crafted, Whole-Grain, Sugar-Free, Expeller-Pressed Coconut-Oil” granola purchased directly from the local farmer’s wife with my free-range eggs and raw milk, picked up on my bicycle twice weekly. No, more a Honey Bunches of Oats, myself. Enough specks of granola and little enough sugar for the CoCo Puffs to laugh at me and still enough sugar and mass production and processed corn flakes for the truly crunchy granola bars to disown me.
