they do pay attention
Overheard
Hans: Ok, Jaeger, I will be the sermon.
he stands on a step stool.
Jaeger: Ok, I will get my Bible.
Hans: Ok. I have my Bible. Please turn in your Bibles to 14:30. Ok.
Hans: Alright. Please open your catechisms to page 40 in the blue Psalter.
….
Jaeger: Ok, now I am this sermon.
they switch places
Jaeger: Please stand. Turn in your blue Psalters.
Hans: You have to do your hands like this while I am standing.
Jaeger: Ok.
Jaeger makes choir-director motions while both boys sing
Jaeger: Please be seated. Ok, so, you should always listen to what your mother says. Obey your mother and pay attention. Obey the law. Now, turn in your blue Psalters.
…..
Hans: Ok, now I am a teacher at Sunday School. Ok, so now I’ll give you all some cards so you can remember church, ok?
Jaeger: Ok. Thanks.
Hans: So, I gave those to you people so you know what church means.
Jaeger: <mumble, mumble> Is that what it said?
Hans: Yeah, well, you should just read it in your head.
Jaeger: Well, I need two because I lost mine.
Hans: Well, that one is just for your seven or eight year old.
Jaeger: Ok, well, I told them if they will break it I will have to put it up high.
Hans: Ok.
Jaeger: Can I get a new one, because they just tore it.
Hans: But they said they wouldn’t tear it.
Jaeger: But they just did.
Hans: Well, then, they just lied. Heh.
Jaeger: Yeah. Can I have another one?
Hans: Ok, here’s one that tells you how to get to church.
Jaeger: Ok, thanks. I will just treat it like a church, ok?
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