A Plan for Summer Caffeine Distribution
Because all things need a list.
6am: unsweetened iced tea (Tetley, sun-brewed)
8am: 1/3 pot stovetop espresso hot, prepare 2 glasses iced coffee with remaining
9am: iced coffee while teaching
10:30am: iced coffee to recover
1pm: unsweetened iced tea, again
2pm: STOP! Don’t drink any more caffeinated beverages!
All day: Drink 2-3 glasses of water for every glass of caffeine



Is this a parody?