Anecdotes of House Selling
After driving around for 30 minutes, waiting for prospective buyers to clear our house, we approached home.
Hans: “Well, maybe they just wanted to buy our house, so they put the cash on the table. Maybe there will be cash on the table when we get home!” Dad: “It had better be a big pile.” Jaeger: “Yeah! A big pile!”
Hans was severely disappointed to rush in and find only a business card on the table.
After 4 weeks of the house being on the market, Hans commented to his grandma: “I’m just tired of a clean house!”
At the dinner table, today, after there had been 2 showings around lunch time:
Hans: “Well, we just need to sell our house.” Jaeger: “But we’re just not selling it. I think we need a new plan. Hey, Mom! I have a plan for selling our house! First, I think we should not put food on the floor. And I think we need to keep the house clean.”



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Hope that house sells. Sounds like your boys need a big pile of dirt, and quick.
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